Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Words By Girlz

.::Ladki Patane ke 101 Formulas::.

Formula 1

Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.


Formula 2

Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.



Formula 3

Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.



Formula 4

unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.



Formula 5

uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.



Formula 6

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.



Formula 7

unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.



Formula 8

agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.



Formula 9

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.



Formula 10

Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.


Formula 11

Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.



Formula 12

Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.



Formula 13

Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.



Formula 14

Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.



Formula 15

Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

Formula 16

Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.



Formula 17

agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.



Formula 18

aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.



Formula 19

Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.



Formula 20

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.



Formula 21

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Formula 22

Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.



Formula 23

agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.



Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.



Formula 25

Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge



Formula 26

unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.



Formula 27

Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.



Formula 28

jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.



Formula 29

Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.


Formula 30

Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.


Formula 31

Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

Formula 32

Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

Formula 33

agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.

Formula 34

Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

Formula 35

agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.

Formula 36

agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.

Formula 37

unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.

Formula 38

agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.

Formula 39

aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

Formula 40

Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.

Formula 41

Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi.

Formula 42

agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 43

agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.

Formula 44

agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

Formula 45

apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.


Formula 46

unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

Formula 47

agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

Formula 48

agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.

Formula 49

agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.

Formula 50

Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

Formula 51

Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.

Formula 52

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 53

agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.

Formula 54

Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.

Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe.

Formula 56

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.

Formula 57

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.

Formula 58

unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.

Formula 59

Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.

Formula 60

agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 61
agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.

Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.

Formula 63
aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.

Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.

Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.

Formula 66
agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.

Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.

Formula 69
agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.

Formula 70
aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.

Formula 71
aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.


Formula 72

agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi

Formula 73

Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

Formula 74

Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 75

intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 76

Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.

Formula 77

Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.

Formula 78

aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.

Formula 79

agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.

Formula 80

hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi.


Formula 81

agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.

Formula 82

agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.

Formula 83

Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.


Formula 84

apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.


Formula 85

aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 86

apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 87

unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.

Formula 88

agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).

Formula 89

agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.


Formula 90

unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.

Formula 91

har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
Formula 92

aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.
Formula 93

mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.

Formula 94

unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.

Formula 95

aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.

Formula 96

Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.

Formula 97

Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.

Formula 98

agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.

Formula 99

Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare.

Formula 100

aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.

Formula 101

aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.




Best of luck doston............


kare intejaar ............. mahagatha abhi jari hai.....................




97 Replies by girls to love proposals... not in an


1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai.
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai¡K??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi.. hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye metally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karung¡??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) But we were just good friends... i never thought of u in tat way....
13) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
14) Guy : I love you.
Girl : Even I love myself. So what's the big deal?
15) Guy : I love you.
Girl : Ok.
16) Sorry
17) "eeee..........Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai¡..
18) SLAP !! .... (ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said)
19) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
20) "Yes .. I too like you ¡K (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " ¡K (Which we guys most oftenly do J )


21) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
22) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
23) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki¡K (probably followed by a slap)
24) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do¡K
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
25) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
26) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon¡K
27) Girl: Hee hee ¡K¡Khee hee hee¡K..hee ¡K.hee¡K¡Khee¡K¡K
Hee hee ¡K¡Khee hee hee¡K..hee ¡K.hee¡K¡Khee¡K¡K
28) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
29) Keep loving I don't care.
30) Filmi hit¡XTum mere liye kya kar sakte ho¡K


31) Everytime u only need to do it seems.
32) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
33) Tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
34) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
35) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
36) Mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
37) "What?"
38) "Let's just stay away from this"
39)
40)


41) "Give me some free space"
42) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
43) My friend in college got one classic reply "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
44) Thanks. I love you, too.
45) Boy : Tina, I love u¡K
Girl : ¡kkkk..SLAP Mera naam Rita hai¡
46) Boy :- Sonya, I love U¡K..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai¡K.
47) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
48) I don't like your surname.
49) HEY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT FRIEND FOR ME...FOREVER.....!!!
50) Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.


51) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
52)I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this¡Kcant we be just good friends for ever
53)Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
54) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)
55) And the most common reply amongst all is ¡V "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her.
56) Ladki: Mai abhi itni mature nahi hu ki apni Shaadi ke bare me khud soch saku¡K
57) Gal: Main tumhe pasand karti huin par tum nahi jante mere ghar balo ko agar ye baat pata chali to pata nahi kya ho jayega. Humare liye ye sab soochna bhi paap hain. Please¡K¡K¡K
58) Boy : I love you
Girl : Seruppu Pinjidum¡K¡K (From a Tamil girl)
59) "Tum Phir aa Gaye¡K Tumhe sharam nahi Aati¡K"
60) Hamare Ghar main yeh sab allowed nahi hai


61) Ohh no¡Knot again. (ooopps!!)
62) Main bhi tumse pyar karti hoon but mera dharam hai ki mere mata pita meri shaadi karen main karoongi par sada tum hi mere pyar rahoge!!
63) Gal: I didn't think of this, I need time to think, will call u tonight. (Leave from that place) ¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K.. This means "Success"
64) Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn¡K. Hum aisa soch bhi naheen sakte¡K. "Hum dono ke khandaan ek doosre ke khoon ke pyaasey hain"¡K.. Filmy very Filmy
65) I cannot commit anything now because we don't know each other.
Let's understand each other first then will think of future!!!!!
66) Girl: Dekho humlog sirf ek aache doost hain aur maine is baare main kabhi soocha hi nahi.
Aur abhi to humari age bhi kya hui hain ye sab soochne ke liye.
67) Girl: How dare you? Flee from here. Never show me your face again!!!
68) Boy : I love you
Girl : Hmmmmmmmmm¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K. Thank You
69) Boy: I love u¡KDo u love me too???
Girl: Can u repeat the question?
70) " I am going around with someone else, agar thode din baad tum muje ache lage to bata dungi!!!!"


71) Boy: Hey Sweetheart, Do u believe in "Love at first Sight" OR shall I pass by again
Girl: U can guess the reaction
72) Boy: I Love You
Girl: I Love You too¡K.
Boy <<>>
Girl: April Fool Banaya¡K
73) "Mujhse pyaar karke tumhe kuchh nahin milega¡K¡K¡K Main bhi tumhe bahut pyaar karte hoon but Mujhe blood Cancer hai¡K¡K¡K."
74) Main to tumhe ek acche ghar ka ladka samjhti thi, par shayad main galat thi¡K..
75) Boy : I love you
Girl : I love myself too¡K¡K..
76) Boy: Main tumse pyar kartha hou!!!
Girl: Pahchan kaun!!!!!!!!
77) (Boy goes to bed @ night holdin' the picture of the girl in his hand¡K rings her up to say g'night)
Boy: Sweetheart, you are the one I see every night before I go to bed!
Girl (watchin' herself in the mirror): Me too!
78) Girl: Tum mere liye sirf colleague ho, us level tak to tum kabhi pahuch hi nahi sakte¡K
79) Boy: I Love you¡K
Girl: Cho Shweeeeeet of you¡K ¡K.. SLAP!!!! :-@ raasta naap abhi¡K
80) Phele kaabhi aapko dekha nahi¡K Who are you???


81) Boy: I Love You Kkk¡KKkkk¡KKkkkk¡KKiran¡K
Girl: SLAP¡KAt least dialogue copy karte ho to ¡K. Naam to change karo¡KMY NAME IS Malleshwari
82) Boy: I love you
Girl: Ae, Maine puchcha kya?
83) Actually¡K¡K¡K.. I don't feel the spark in this relationship¡K¡K. Don't misunderstand me,
84) Boy : India Achca laga ?
Girl : Haan
Boy : India ke log Achche Lage?
Girl Haan
Boy : Phir, wapas jaana zaroori hai kya ?
Girl : Itni si baat kehne mein itni der laga di
85) Boy: I love u.
Girl:- (Gussese) to kya mai nachu¡K
86) Boy: I love u.
Girl:- Mera bhai bahut bada mukkebaaz hai¡K he got training for boxing for Mike Tyson.
87) Boy: I love u.
Girl:- Mera boyfriend police me encounter specialist hai.
88) Boy: I love u.
Girl:- muzhe angreji (English) nahi aati.
89) Boy: I love u. Do u love me?
Girl:- Dubaara mat puchna ( in the same style as that of in Menthos ad)
90) Boy: I love u. (Boy is a Software engineer)
Girl:- Mera bhai tumhare PM ka jigari dost hai.



91) Boy: I love u.
Girl:- Tumhari soorat mere sage(real) bhai se milti hai.
92) Girl : Ha Ha Ha !!! Tumhaari majaak karney ki aadat jaayegi nahi¡K Sachhi ur sense of humour is tooooooo guuud¡K ƒº
93) Boy: I luv u¡Kbole tho tumahre liye mere under bahut pyar hai¡K
Girl: I luv u tho theek hai¡Kpar pahle under pyar dekhau¡Khahahaha¡K.
94) Gal: tumhe mujhe jyada achi ladki mil jaayegi. ( it means she is hopiong to find some one better than you)
95) Boy: I love u.
Girl (stunned¡Kremains silent)
Boy: To kya mai tumhari is khamoshi ko haan samjhu???
Girl (gets irritated and slaps)
Boy (stunned¡Kremains silent)
Girl : Khamosh kyu ho??
96) Boy : I love you
Girl : Bol diya? Aur kuch? Chal, ab kaam pe chal..
97) Boy: I love you
Girl: Haan to? Tumse pehle 10 log aur bol chuke¡


14 comments:

Saif Mobhani said...

;)

Gaurav M said...

waah guru dev mast gyan bat hai apne

Unknown said...

Wah love guru..wah

rohan said...

sir maine apki site bahut bar visit ki hai or isme har situation ka hal hai but i have 1 problem plzz give answer me jis ladki ko like karta hoo vo kisi or skool me parti hai or na ma use janta hu lekin uska nam pata hai muje or ve mujse 2 sal chotti hai mera us se koi link nai banta to ab aap bataiye k me use kese propose karu.........??????

waqas said...

nikaal jaa chup kat k warnaa maar khayee ga aa hhhahahaha chal shabash

Ajay Menghani said...

Rohan,
just try to find out where she lives and ask her fater to take her on date.

Unknown said...

Beta ye gyan sab k paas hai koi new formula bta

Unknown said...

Agar ladke ko mai patana chahti hu wo mujhe nahi patana chahta to mai kya karu?

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Unknown said...

Ek larki hai jo mujhe like karti hai but mai use i like u nh bol pa raha hu kya kru btao yr

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